In the world of teenagers and social netweorking, there's a large number of jokes, such as 'the awkward moment when something isn't made in China', that mock the fact that very few items nowadays don't have those three magic, almost cliche words etched on the bottom.
However, in the world of Presidential elections and such, this is no laughing matter. Mitt Romney spoke in Utah recently about the horror that is 'Made in China'. He is trying to make the almost alien situtaion of finding something other than 'Made in China' into an everyday one: by stating that more manufacturing jobs should be given to the US and removed from China.
At this point, I feel it is necessary to point out these two things:
1) I do not, in any way, follow politics. This is down to one thing: that I don't understand most of it, and feel that it's too late for me to get into it, just like a really good TV drama, but without the frequency of drmamtic storylines that scripted shows have.
2) I am a strong Obama supporter. I really like him, and not because of his polocies, or his stance on war and healthcare (which I'm sure are both very good), or because of the party he represents. I don't even know what it is about him, but as my Barack Obama pen suggests, I really do like him.
So clearly, after these revelations, you probably wouldn't think that I was the best person to report back fairly on Romney's recent speech in Ohio, that discusses China (amongst other things) and slates Obama. Ahh well, it's never stopped me before:
Romney kindly explained the sitution to us...
"When a country artificially holds down the value of their currency, it means that the products that they sell to the US are artificially cheap. And that means that American companies that are making these same products, they go out of business if their Chinese products are so much cheaper than the real costs behind them"
Sure, this may not seem to make much grammatical sense, but I think the point he's trying to get across does. However, I would definitely prefer this whole thing if it was explained in terms of a TV show (because, lets face it, who wouldn't?) So, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the storyboard for episode one of 'The Election'...
Basically, Libby (Libby...Liberty...USA...Geddit?), a strong, dominant intern has a successful position as 'best intern' at the office she works in. People all around marvel at how good her coffee tastes when she makes it, and have no problems with the high price she charges to make it for her co-workers. However, there's a new intern on the scene, from China. Her coffee tastes just as good as Libby's, but it costs half the price, because the coffee beans that she uses are half the price of Libby's. Therefore, when word gets round, the workers in the office all ask the Chinese intern to make their coffee, and Libby is left without a role.
Libby's mom's boyfriend, Mitt, having heard that Libby's real father, Barack, isn't doing anything about the situation, decides that he needs to do something about this, so he's currently trying his hardest to get her 'customers' back.
Welcome back to the real world! So, as Mitt Romney tries tackling the looming prospect of coaxing back inamnimate jobs from the clutches of China, I shall try and explain how these jobs would affect the US economy:
The US is in $16,166,475,932,446.16 of debt, which is a lot of debt. Arguably, this whole debt situation could have been easily avoided had America sneaked a peak at the bottom line of their bank statement a little earlier, but that's not what I'm here to discuss. I'm here to predict the effect that a few manufacturing jobs would have on the US.
The US unemployment rate has fallen from 8.1% to 7.8% in the past month (which doesn't sound that much, but in a population of well over 313,000,000, every little helps), so would a couple of thousand manufacturing jobs make that much of a difference? And if they did, would the pay sustain a typical American family? It's no unknown fact that most American families (and, indeed, Western families in general) spend a lot more money than the average Chinese factory worker, and that's probably due to the pay package that they are given. The main reason why products are mainly manufactured in China is their price, which is practically impossible for a US manufacturer to produce at, and therefore, the wage that Chinese people recieve is also low.
This explanation has just touched the surface of the matter, and I reccommend that if you want a more in depth analysis regarding what the US will do next that you read up on the second debate between Obama and Romney, as one of the proposed topics is China (and will no doubt discuss manufacturing as well as energy). This is a simple concept though, and one that most people have grown accustomed to, but as the US can't manufacture the required products at the price China can, they lose those jobs to China. So how does Mitt Romney expect to get these jobs back to US soil without lowering mimimum wage, widening the gap between rich and poor and creating new levels of poverty in the US? He would, without a doubt, lower unemployment rates, but by how much? It is unlikely to be whole figures; but arguably he can also try and knock some figures off that debt too(even though that will seem relitavly insignificant in the whole scale of the debt too)
Basically, I think Romney has bigger things to worry about than Chinese manufacturing jobs. he reminds me of a small child who's friend has taken something of his that wasn't his to start off with, wining 'Finders keepers'.
Face it, Romney, 'Made in the USA' doesn't have the same ring to it as 'Made in China' or 'Made in Chelsea', for that matter... Bring on the new season of my favourite reality TV show!
Meanwhile, in other political news, Mrs Obama and Mrs Romney wore the same colour to their latest public event. Normally, that would be so awkward, and definitely a moment when a spare outfit is of highest importance, but it was for charity, and wearing the same colour as Michelle Obama is never a bad thing...